One franchise has four Lombardi Trophies and a Super Bowl-winning head coach. The other fired its coach in January and is the best regular-season team in football with zero Super Bowls to show for it.
Four fates, priced off the real 6-year, $330M contract with $250M guaranteed through 2030. The model is satire; every input is sourced.
Future Hall of Famer, Super Bowl winner, nearly two decades of sustained winning — now building smashmouth football in New York.
36, zero games as HC, promoted from the same staff that hit the "playoff wall" — alongside a first-time DC inheriting a defense that gave up 28.3 ppg in playoff losses. The old coach? 98 wins, seven straight playoff berths, zero Super Bowls — fired anyway.
Who the Giants built vs. who Buffalo lost. Every move links to real reporting.
Buffalo's own former first-rounder — now running Big Blue's defense, $23.7M guaranteed. They drafted him. He plays for us.
A Hall of Fame coach, new weapons, a decade of runway — and a spotless January record. Buffalo's QB can't say that.
Picks 5 and 10 (Reese, Mauigoa), TE Isaiah Likely, WR Darnell Mooney, All-Pro punter Jordan Stout — even our punter has more hardware than their trophy case.
LG David Edwards left for $61M they couldn't match; Trubisky to Tennessee, Van Demark to Minnesota, fullback Gilliam to the rival Patriots; Samuel, Jackson and Rapp cut. 66 years of your money and they can't afford the guard.
Real MVP every fall. Every winter: zero Super Bowls, a fired coach, and an owner who saw his face after the Denver loss and started firing people.
The Parcells–Belichick Giants smothered the favored Bills, and Norwood's 47-yarder sailed wide right. The Giants took the trophy; Buffalo took a two-word curse.
The only franchise ever to lose four straight Super Bowls. Haven't been back since.
Lead with 16 seconds left; a 75-yard trick lateral return ends the season. Fans still call it a forward pass. The refs disagree. So does reality.
32–29 to the Chiefs in the AFC title game — then an OT loss to Denver, the fourth divisional exit in five years, and the owner fired McDermott after seeing Josh Allen's face.
Playable. Historically accurate — meaning you cannot win. Except the table one. Sound toggle bottom-left.